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Third Day of Corruptmas

Today is Day Three (3) of that cool new progressive holiday - 'Corruptmas.' It's a holiday free from law and order that celebrates the criminality and corruption of progressives masquerading as principled, self-righteous pubic servants. It's a celebration of the disparately partisan application of the law to the favor of corrupt duplicitous progressives and the transition from political party to organized criminal enterprise. A practice that is becoming a fast favorite among celebrants is "The Smashing of Cell Phones" which commemorates Saint Hillary's unpunished destruction of evidence previously ordered preserved by the "Congressional High Inquisitors." Naturally, "The Sacred Hammer" has been placed among the Holy Relics in "The Temple of the Faithful" … the previous location of the "Server of Knowledge" … the Chappaqua basement of Saint Hillary of Clinton.


On the third day it is customary for observers to kneel left knee down, right hand over heart, left clenched fist held high and declare in unison "All hail Saint Hillary." This practice is advised with great solemnity. It is a prerequisite for progressing to Day Four (4). You see, those who resist Third Day homage to Saint Hillary have a much higher incidence of suicide.

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