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L-i-b-e-r-a-l Spells Trouble

Updated: Sep 14, 2021

This will put your wand in a knot. Over the last couple of weeks … notwithstanding what you would think would be an all consuming border disaster and Afghanistan debacle … West Wingers have been on the job searching for their "patronus." It has been reported that Assistant Press Secretary Emile Simos is cataloguing the results with a collage over her desk. Don’t speak Harry Potter? A "patronus" is your magical spirit animal conjured to save you in times of trouble. Don’t misunderstand me … I understand the inclination. While desperate times call for desperate measures … really? I suppose that we shouldn’t be surprised. Imagined red-caped liberal dogma is rife with glassy eyed spell bound magical thinking that leaves its tone deaf adherents incapable of identifying the enemy within from their micro-aggression-free-pronoun-policed safe spaces. Liberals see and speak of the Taliban as ‘business-like,’ the unvaccinated as domestic terrorists, and seek the counsel of a Master Wizard that puts the "Dumb" in Dumbledore.

The question for the rest of us is where is our Harry Potter and will he vanquish "he-who-has-yet-to-be-named?" You know, the dark wizard who's really in control. #beingfrank #blueintheface #FMG



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