On the Seventh Day of Corrupt-mas we celebrate the cooperation and corruption of the legacy media. Without the media carrying the water for Democrats, there would be no Democrats. Negatives gratuitously spinning into positives dance in the heads of the faithful on the seventh day as they recount all the censorship and duplicity of the preceding year. On the seventh day children color pictures of their favorite reporters repeating lies with straight faces and adults gather in secret to recount the unfavorable stories that the media never told.
Conservatives need to understand that liberals don't actually get dizzy … they are 'carriers'.